ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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