i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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