Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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