party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Randomize