I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
We are all done wearing pants today
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
