talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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