Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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