Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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