I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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