I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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