Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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