Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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