he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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