I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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