Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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