lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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