didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Randomize
