Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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