whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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