its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
