i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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