Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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