Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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