drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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