Me too!
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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