its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Success! We fucked roommates!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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