he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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