they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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