Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just pynch a tree in the face
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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