is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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