I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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