Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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