Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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