we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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