dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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