And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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