remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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