So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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