i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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