Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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