Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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