he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
