I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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