oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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