Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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