blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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