She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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