And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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