32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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