The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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