at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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