You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
