dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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