if you like me you must not know who I am
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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