I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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