had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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