I hope mine doesn't look like that
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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