I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i black out too much to be "responsible"
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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