I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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